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IDK why but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Lmfao come on… dat chicken hahaha

I was at starbucks getting my free rewards drink. I got a chai frapp. The barista was sprinkling some cinnamon on top and this cute guy who was waiting in line next to me goes, “is that salt & pepper”? I laugh and say, “yeah that’s salt and pepper haha. that’s like saying here is your cup of diabetes, would you like a sprinkle of hypertension with that?” Everyone laughed.

Damn, when did I get so funny!

LOL my friend was trying to argue that bananas have no carbs. He later admitted to making a mistake. But it’s still hilarious. He was like “you’re getting on my nerves, bananas don’t have carbs.”
I lol’d :)

This may seem like a noob question, but where are we supposed to dispose of our shits? The trash can? #picoftheday #lol #signs #text #typography (Taken with Instagram)

acciohealthylifestyle:

So you’re saying eating fruit is bad because of the sugar but special K bars are okay?

(Source: delightful-stateofmind, via lifefullofpromise)