I was at starbucks getting my free rewards drink. I got a chai frapp. The barista was sprinkling some cinnamon on top and this cute guy who was waiting in line next to me goes, “is that salt & pepper”? I laugh and say, “yeah that’s salt and pepper haha. that’s like saying here is your cup of diabetes, would you like a sprinkle of hypertension with that?” Everyone laughed.
Damn, when did I get so funny!